OHOHOH you wanna hear the Italian joke??? Okay actually it's better if you heard it :D
Okay here it is:

*ahem* (adopting Italian accent, please wait...)
There was this moorning that I woke up and went down for the breaakfast. In the shop I ask the lady for two pieces of toast but she only give me one piece. so i say i wanted two "piss". She say you better go to the toilet. Then i say no you don't understand I say i want two "piss" on my plate. she say you better not piss on the plate you *** ** * *****. I don't even know her she call me a *** ** * *****!!
The next time I went to a bigger restaurant. They put a knife and a spoon but no fork. So i say i want a "fork". the waiter say everyone want to ****. I say no you don't understand i say I want a fork on the table. He say you better not **** on the table you *** ** * *****. I was so angry I went back to the hotel.

Okay for the rest of the joke ask me to tell you yeahs? ><
ANYWAY I GOT BITTEN BY A CAT!!!!!! If you wanna know how go read my blog hehs. :D
Few weeks or even days to SYF!!! JIAYOUS TO ALL!!!!! :D